{"id":113,"date":"2007-02-21T09:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-20T23:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/?p=113"},"modified":"2007-02-21T09:45:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-20T23:45:00","slug":"irishmans-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Irishman’s Diet"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"irishclover.gif\"An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.<\/p>\n

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.”<\/p>\n

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!<\/p>\n

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”<\/p>\n

The Irishman nodded… “I’ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to drop dead dat 3rd day.”<\/p>\n

“From hunger, you mean?”<\/p>\n

“No, from de bloody skippin’!!!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}