This one is for everyone who …
\na) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids<\/p>\n
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, “Daddy, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.<\/p>\n
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, “Daddy’s gonna eat your fingers,” pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.<\/p>\n
I said, “What’s wrong, honey?”<\/p>\n
She replied, “What happened to my booger?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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