{"id":23,"date":"2006-11-11T11:07:15","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T01:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/?p=23"},"modified":"2006-11-11T11:12:23","modified_gmt":"2006-11-11T01:12:23","slug":"600ml-of-beer-at-your-per-48-litres-price-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"600ml of beer, at your per 18 litres price thanks&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so, i&#8217;d like to get a beer from the bottle shop, but maybe not one and a half standard drinks, 2 would be great. browsing the prices, it&#8217;s pretty evident, that i&#8217;d be a daft idiot to buy 2 beers, and pay that ridiculous price for individual bottles. let&#8217;s scale up to a six pack, hell i probably have enough space in my fridge. hmm, those 3 tall necks are looking like a bargain, but dunno if i&#8217;m want to crack 3 standard drinks a go. looks like i&#8217;m having 3, 6 or 9 standard drinks tonight. ok, what am i thinking, this is so much better value if i buy a carton&#8230; yeah. the housemate&#8217;s not gonna mind a couple of six packs sitting around on the kitchen floor waiting for availability of fridge real estate. but no. these bloody alcohol pushing assholes now have 2 cartons for a discount price.\u00c2 so, exactly how would you like me to carry those? godamn if i&#8217;m not buying 48 beers for $1.66 a bottle when i initially was thinking of getting 2 for $4.50 each. i&#8217;ll just leave the other carton in the bathroom, no one will notice.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" id=\"image22\" height=\"96\" alt=\"Homer Beer Cap\" src=\"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/beer_cap.thumbnail.jpg\" width=\"127\" align=\"left\" \/>what&#8217;s bloody next, buy a whole effing truck and feel like you&#8217;re getting the value you deserve as a customer. the government is trying to educate the masses in drinking less than 3 standard drinks a night (and NEVER more than 6), but we&#8217;re being offered bargains that shit on your idea of trying a different brand each time you buy.<\/p>\n<p>anyway, i should probably get one of these hats, get into some homebrew, and piss off to a doof and dance with the hippy hotties, forgetting about discounted alcohol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, i&#8217;d like to get a beer from the bottle shop, but maybe not one and a half standard drinks, 2 would be great. browsing the prices, it&#8217;s pretty evident, that i&#8217;d be a daft idiot to buy 2 beers, and pay that ridiculous price for individual bottles. let&#8217;s scale up to a six pack, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}