A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Inala Big W with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.<\/p>\n
The door greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to Big W – nice children you’ve got there — are they twins?” <\/p>\n
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: “Of course they bloody aren’t! The oldest, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?….. Do you really think they look alike, ya dickead?”<\/p>\n
“Absolutely not,” replies the greeter, “I just can’t believe anyone would fuck you twice!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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