Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.<\/p>\n
Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get\u00c2 me slippers?”<\/p>\n
“No bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s\u00c2 two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.<\/p>\n
“Hello dere girls, your Da’ sent me up here to shag ya both.”<\/p>\n
“Fook off you liar!”.<\/p>\n
“I’ll prove it,” Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, “Both of them, Paddy?”<\/p>\n
“Of course, what’s the use of fookin’ one?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, “Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get\u00c2 me slippers?” “No bother,” he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy’s\u00c2 two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. “Hello dere girls, your Da’ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.filthmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}