Superb comedic oratory and perfect timing. What’s with all the nose rubbing though, eh?
“…and she looks at her clipboard”… Cuvée Brut comedy.
(gootube seem to be getting a bit protective about embedding, so you’ll have to click on this link for the time being, it’s worth it though)
Sorry for trimming my post again, but I’d had my rant and got it off my chest. Thought I’d leave it in the comments section instead…
RANT:
You’ll excuse my digression, because I need to rant about this one:
I tried to catch a bus home tonight after a few pints, and some fucked-up bum gets on at the next stop. He walks down the aisle absolutely reeking of piss and shit, and proceeds to stand in a pool of his own noxious vapour at the exit door, and doesn’t get off. All the passengers are holding their noses, opening windows, etc. I even tried stuffing my earphones into each nostril. No kidding.
After too many stops, I’d had enough and decided to get off and walk home. I practically had to brush against this dude… he had staked out the exit. Staring down everyone who got off. Stinking detritus visible down his front. So I get off, gagging, kept walking, but eventually I ended up making a minor pavement pizza before walking the 1/2hr trip home. I can honestly still smell a lingering odour on my jacket from this ‘man’. Yuck.
Now, I’ve got a strong empathetic/liberal streak… when I have some change in my pocket, I’ll give it to a homeless person (empathy or guilt? who knows. both? whatever), but this rank motherfucker made me throw up. He wasn’t ‘homeless’, he was a fucked-up arsehole who made me physically sick on purpose.
/RANT
Anyway… at least my ride in tomorrow will be infinitely better listening to the tracks sq2 posted below.