Excerpt from The Bridge, by Iain Banks. Context is wack. Maybe irrelevant. Unsure.

Behind each knee an H, from behind her behind a +, her nostrils were ,s (hope this isn’t getting too confusing for you), her waist was )(, and pride of place went to a V (in plan, prone), and ! (front elevation). Then of course she digested all this and pointed out she also had a : and regular .s (though these were puns, not signs – like I say, she was a woman of letters). Never mind; at that! I went i (she went O).

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