This just arrived in my work inbox:
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://bothserve.hk) are bad.
Wait a minute, you plan to kill yourself THEN eat your dog? How does that work?
Spammers get desparate.
At no point did he specify a chronology. I’m going out on a limb here in thinking that the dog eating comes first, and that, with English being a second language, he fumbled his grammar.
Is it ok to generalise when it comes to Spammers? ie. ‘he’, ‘second language’?
I haven’t met any Nigerians directly, beyond certain financially endowed citizens who want my bank details via email.
And anyway, dude… he’s your friend!
“If medicine prices here are bad”
Lovely leftist polemic spout from Mr Moore… worth your time if you have the bandwidth (grain of salt required, as usual):
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3711348/Sicko.2007.DVDrip